Author: theazureshadow

Last night was one of the most satisfying nights I've had in a while. I went to the dance class and did well by my standards. Then, Becky and I went back home and I read Anansi Boys through to the very-awesome ending. After that high, I tucked Becky in (in a rather stylish manner,…

I bought Anansi Boys on a whim last night. Becky and I drove out to get gas, root beer, and ice cream, and we just happened to be near Barnes and Noble. I thought to myself, \”Hmmmm….\” because I knew it was out. I mentioned it to Becky, and she said, \”Well, let's stop there,\”…

Can you trust the BBC? What they have to say about Zombies \”There has been a small outbreak of “zombism” in a small town near the border of Laos in North-Eastern Cambodia.The culprit was discovered to be mosquitoes native to that region carrying a new strain of Malaria which thus far has a 100 percent…

Jason's room was a mess. Suffice it to say, it was an adventure to eat cheerios there. Jason was particularly prone to dropping them on the floor, and was also particularly anal about making sure he picked them up again, when he noticed them at all. This had been going on for some time, and…

So I was walking back from Safeway tonight, you see, and this old car it rolls right on up beside me, and this ol' man he leans outta the car and he says, middlin' excited-like, \”Hey, man, you want some jumpsuits?\” I look over at him, and he's just a-sittin' there as happy as he…

Two things: First, go read this amusing fake article concerning the blame game and Katrina: \”Bush administration promises speedier response to national disasters\” Second, completely aside from being a practical article on writing sensible e-mail messages, this one wins oodles of points with two significant quotes… One major piece of advice is \”write a great…

Well, good news to everyone. Opera has gotten rid of the ads. What was hardly an incentive not to use their browser now doesn't exist. Go free software! Kudos to Opera! Opera! Of course, this doesn't mean I'm switching. (Firefox still has extensions.) Just letting people they have options besides the devil. Who wants to…

Have you ever been annoyed when people post images that are too wide on LiveJournal? Have you thought it rude for them to have the audacity to make you scroll horizontally through your entire friends page if you want to keep them as a \”Friend\”? Well, I haven't. But some people have. So, I programmed…

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